Rock Bottom
Rock Bottom. Noun. The absolute lowest point or level. After a long, sometimes troubled career in which he's played Batman, Jim Morrison, Ice Man, and Doc Holliday, among scores of other roles, Val Kilmer has finally hit rock (fucking) bottom. In his next project, Kilmer will play the voice of KITT on the television rival of "Knight Rider." Man, that is harsh -- the guy has gone from riding around in the Batmobile in a $200 million movie, to voicing a shitty Ford Mustang in a crappy television show that'll be canceled two weeks after it airs.
Look on the bright side, though: At least he's not the voice of Herbie the Love Bug.
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Wait, what? I thought Wil Arnett was doing KITT's voice. Which, ugh, Wil Arnett, what the frick? You were on "Arrested Development"! They're making a movie out of it! Whyyyy are you doing this?! But also: Wil Arnett, you have a sexy voice. I might watch "Knight Rider" for that. Mmm...I need a drink.
I was a little miffed when I read about this. Not that I care about Knight Rider, but I was really looking forward to hearing Arnett say "Hello, Michael!" again. Would've been so good.
Maybe they have resigned to the fact that it will be awful and have decided to go with wall-to-wall suck on the casting.
Why are you dissing Val when Bruce Willis did the voice of an oven mitt for Arby's. Val's voice is sexy and soothing! He can talk to me anytime.