Snaps: Chicken Scratch

heiglkiller.jpgHoly Vanessa Hudgens sex tape, Batman! (Yeeeah!)

I've recently discovered that, if you turn on the hair dryer, the vacuum cleaner, and a blender, and then play Paula Adbuld's new music video backwards, it actually sounds pretty good! (The Blemish)

Rainbow Killer looks as though all the rainbow joy has been completely sucked from her body. Pauvre Katie. (Evil Beet)

Enjoy the visual joys that are Eliza Dushku. Just cause. (usemycomputer)

Martha Stewart continues her quest for world domination, buys celebrity chef. (Gabsmash)

It wasn't at the Peach Pit, but this mini-reunion may satiate "90210"ers until the inevitable remake. (Seriously? OMG!)

Remember our story about Johnny Knoxville nearly losing his testicles during a motorcycle stunt? Here's the video goodness. (Celebwarship)

Pete Doherty beautifully rendered in chicken scratch. (Celebrity Smack)


1 Comments


wsapnin said:

And why, in the name of Sweet Baby Infant Jesus laying in his manger, is Paula Abdul allowed to judge a singing contest when the girl can't sing? Drives me freeking batshit berzerkers. One of the crazy auditioners kept going on to her about what a great singer she is and Simon sat there rolling his eys. Priceless!

WTF happened to Emeril? Did he eat Martha Stewart or one of her drones? Lay off the cheese grits dude.

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