Hayden Panerriere is really turning out to be one classy young lady. (usemycomputer)

Did Britney and Adnan get fake-married in Mexico? (The Blemish)

Shouldn't like, Megan's Law or something somehow protect people from Paris Hilton moving to their neighborhoods? (Agent Bedhead)

Victoria Beckham is a total copycat. (Ayyyy!)

I hope Heidi Montag's next video is just footage of her sobbing uncontrollably. (CelebritySmack)

I am absolutely unimpressed by the alleged hotness of Frankie Muniz's ladyfriend. (Celebslam)

Kirsten Dunst's skankalicious ex-boyfriend is dating Hermione from Harry Potter. (IDLYITW)

Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins gets four thumbs up! (Pajiba)