Paris Hilton shows off her dainty size 11 and a halves in a pair of drag pumps. (Yeeeah!)

Oh, and so you wanna know just how badly The Hottie or the Nottie sucked? (Pajiba)

Keira Knightley isn't anorexic, she's just busy. Huge diff. (The Blemish)

Whatever Jerry, like anyone wants your sorry, Scientology-loving, plagiarist-marryin' ass back on TV anyway. (PopOnThePop)

Nothing says "road to recovery" like getting your crack-mouth fixed! (Agent Bedhead)

Is Jamie-Lynn carrying that baby in her thighs or something? (Evil Beet)

Megan Fox dresses like a pin-up girl. (Popoholic)

Nelly Furtardo models the latest in tribal African neckwear. (usemycomputer)

Whitney lives, bitches! (CelebritySmack)