Whoo. Full disclosure of the Perez sex scandal. Click at your own risk, NSFW. (Evil Beet)

Do dick and pube jokes ever really not equal box office gold? (Yeeeah!)

Speaking of box office gold: a mishmash between The Breakfast Club and Unaccompanied Minors? Sounds fucking brilliant. (Seriously? OMG!)

Lindsay Lohan is what she is. I guess that's her preemptive excuse for falling off the wagon? (Wendy Wayrad)

Victoria's Secret goes all Right Said Fred on our asses. (The Blemish)

Guess who's jealous of Kevin Federline?! Well, who isn't, really. (Agent Bedhead)

Jennie Garth is still cute as a button. A middle-aged button. (usemycomputer)

Semi-Pro: Same shit, different movie. (Pajiba)