Tilda Swinton! You freakish, but weirdly attractive, looking minx, you. An open marriage? How very progressive. (Celebitchy)

Heidi Montag spends most of her free time on her knees. Praying. Probably for a decent fucking voice. (Yeeeah!)

Finally, our first gay divorce -- oh, wait: Pink is a woman? Oh, nevermind then. (The Blemish)

Damnit! What have we told you, Heidi Klum? Stop thrusting your hips in the air. (IDLYITW)

Who is this woman and why does she refuse to wear outerwear? (usemycomputer)

You know you've missed those once ubiquitous Britney cootchie shots; welcome back, 2007! (Seriously? OMG!)

Mary-Kate Olson chilling with some garbage. (Daily Stab)

Peep in on the 10 lamest autographs on EBay. (Holy Taco)

Looks like Jason Statham, like Rachel Bilson, could use a fucking omelette. (Hollywood Backwash)