Jesse Metcalfe gets PWNed!! (Yeeeah!)

Back off pervs, you can't lust after Miley Cyrus for three whole more years. (CelebritySmack)

Lindsay Lohan sure didn't pick up any ladylike charm or class in rehab. (Egotastic!)

Jennifer Lopez is trying to squeeze those piglets out before the tabloid deadlines. (The Blemish)

The world's most famous prostitute is in trouble with the law again. (Ayyyy!)

Vintage (I think?) Christina Ricci. (usemycomputer)

If Britney's dad still has full control of her assets -- how 'bout some pants? (CelebWarship)

Jesus Paris, will put those damn things away already? (BestWeekEver)

What's the technical term for a group of Victoria's Secret models? A gaggle? (Popoholic)