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Amy Winehouse has bizarre scratches; patches of shit on her face. (Seriously? OMG!)

Nicole Ritchie is wearing girdle underpants to appear thinner. Haw-haw! (The Blemish)

Steve O vs. K-Fed? It's like they were separated at birth! (Agent Bedhead)

Did Scientology have another of their rivals smeared out? (Ghost of a Flea)

Angelina Jolie takes Maddox out minus her trademark pompadour. (CelebWarship)

As much as I don't care for Sharon Osbourne, I am all about her kicking Heather Mills'  sorry, one-legged ass. (Celebrity Smack)

Drew Barrymore doles out advice for Hollywood's starletards. (Evil Beet)

The weather forecast is calling for some ratty-ass celebrity hair. (Ayyyy!)

Scarlett Jonansson's new tattoo looks like it belongs with a Rasta beanie and frisbee. (Yeeeah!)

The new Amy Heckerling/Paul Rudd/Michelle Pfieffer movie is like "a caged cinematic fart rattling a tin can on your bowels." (Pajiba)