Splenda Daddy. Noun.  A wanna-be sugar daddy, a sugar daddy in the making, or a guy who's not quite a sugar daddy because of lack of disposable income.

Gary "what'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Coleman recently revealed that he secretly got married in Nevada last year. Coleman, a 40-year-old-virgin up until he wed, says that his now wife, 22-year-old Shannon Price, was the first person he'd ever been romantic with.

Shannon, however, was disappointed to learn that she'd ended up with a Splenda daddy: He's got face recognition, but that boy is broke; last I heard, he's filed bankruptcy and was working as a security guard. In turn, Shannon is living a life of luxury now: Her job is to sell Coleman's memorabilia on EBay. She’s a great eBayer,” Coleman said. "She’s a fabulous eBayer. I hope she gets famous for that.”

Now that's shooting for the stars.