Symbiotic: Noun. The interaction between two different organisms living in close physical association, typically to the advantage of both.

In keeping with my full coverage of The Other Boleyn Girl's press juggernaut this week, today we have the Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman's "We just really, really, really like each other" publicity tour: British Royalty edition. As you can see, today's stop on the tour contains lots of off-the-should ruching, and -- what's this? Forced smiles??

Am I reading too much into this? It's only natural that after this much symbiotic ass-kissing, some hairline cracks are going to start to appear. You can practically smell the patronizing "fuck you" all over Scarlett Johansson's face as Prince Charles goes, "Now, which one of you young ladies was in those delightful Star Wars movies?"