Techtarded: Adjective. Of or relating to a person or situation which is technologically challenged.

During her acceptance speech for Outstanding Performance of the Year Tribute at the Santa Barbara Film Festival, Angelina Jolie revealed that she's techtarded, saying "As Brad knows, I don't really how to turn on a computer." Well that's kind of a relief anyway, knowing that she'll never read the things I've written about her, such as this, or this, or this, or that I called her Veiny McManEmasculator. (I just made that last one up now!) You know who else doesn't know how to turn on a computer? My mother! Oh, by the way, Mom -- that sweater you gave me for Christmas looks like a beige couch had an illegitimate baby with a free clothing donations drop box. You hear that? No, of course you didn't!