Tick. Tick. Tick.
Tick. Tick. Tick. Noun. Refers to a sound that indicates the passage of time.Molly Ringwald turns 40 years old today, and if that makes you feel old, then you probably are, gramps. In her 40 years on Earth, however, Molly has much to be proud of: She was voted by VH1 the best teen star of all time, she's been on the cover of Time, she's had a great song written about her, she's appeared nude in a film, she's been in a critically adored television series, she's dated Anthony Michael Hall, and, more importantly: She has a beautiful four year old daughter.
Your move, Jennifer Aniston. Tick. Tick. Tick.
I often think to myself that even though I have a good job, own my own home, and have a fulfilling social life, all of that is overshadowed by the fact that I haven't squeezed out a little brat.
Give me a break, WIMB.
FYI: We here at Webster's is my Bitch in no way endorse a pro-family agenda. In fact, the day our government tells me I can't have an abortion is the day I purposely stop taking my birth control pills just so I have the satisfaction of reaching up there and pulling that fetus out with my cold, dead hands!
Stacey, you're my new hero.
That's sick, Stacey.
Yet, oddly, it looks like the caption of the lead photo to this webster's entry. How did Molly Ringwald turn into somebody's crazy Aunt Molly from Secaucus?
And whatever happened to Ally Sheedy?
Stacy, sounds like you are looking forward to that day. why wait till "you're told" by the goverment that you can't have an abortion, why not satisfy your longings now??