Understated: Adjective. Presented or expressed in a subtle and effective way.

Paris Hilton's new movie, The uh, Hottie & the Nottie premiered last night. And as you can see, Paris chose a characteristically understated look for the event. All it's really missing here is a tiara and a bucket of pig's blood.

Editor's note: Christine Lakin pictured below would be the titular role of the "Nottie." I hope the makeup team needed to make this woman less attractive than Paris Hilton win a goddamn Oscar for their part in this.