Vroom: Noun. The roaring sound of an engine or motor vehicle.

You know what's crazy about Christina Ricci? Sometimes she looks petite and gorgeous, and other times she looks like some kind of gnarled, fanged little troll. Obviously, this happens to be one of the former, as she appears here to be mostly radiant. Just one thing though: Vroom! Vroom! What's up with the godforsaken racing stripes? Doesn't she know racing stripes and formal wear go together like Nascar and caviar? Or Nascar and Gay Pride? Or Nascar and sobriety? Or Nascar and (insert any one of a million interchangeable Nascar jokes here)?