Worthless: Adjective. Having no real value or use.

If someone asked you how much you'd pay for a photo of "American Idol" loser Sanjaya Malakar, you probably say, "nothing," because that's completely worthless, right? Well, that's where you'd be wrong. Because apparently someone doesn't think Sanjaya is worthless, and that person is... Oh, Sanjaya. Along with his sister, uhh "Sanjette" (pictured above, before you get any misconceptions of Sanjaya getting any) the siblings demanded $20 from a paparazzi in exchange for taking his picture while he was in Arizona for the Superbowl this weekend.

Sanjaya, how do I put this gently? In a year from now, you're not going to be able to get your picture taken unless you make an appointment at the Sears Portrait Studio just like everyone else, so stop being such a retarded little jackass about it. Hmm... I guess that wasn't very gentle after all.