Accident: (Noun) An unfortunate incident that happens unexpectedly and unintentionally, typically resulting in damage or injury.

Radar magazine, in an apparent attempt to derail any credibility they might possess, have given Heidi Montag's boyfriend/obedience trainer, Spencer Pratt, an advice column called "YO SPENCER!" In the first column? Dear Spencer gives advice to a young woman who done pissed the bed of a guy she was dating. His verdict?

... if the guy's really, really, really cool, he might understand. But I wouldn't count on it. Best bet is to be honest and tell him that was the drunkest you've ever been and that it was a huge mistake and it'll never happen again. And make sure you buy him new sheets.

Maybe it would have helped more if he relayed on how he handles it when Heidi has a little accident. Usually rubbing her nose in it, swatting her with a rolled up newspaper and telling her, "Bad! Bad Heidi" does the trick, from what I understand.

Dumb & Dumber's retardical Easter festivities last weekend: