Armed and Dangerous: (Colloquial) One who is equipped with or carrying a weapon or weapons and is able or likely to cause harm or injury.

A warrant has been issued for notorious criminal Shia LaBeouf after he ostensibly is thought to have fled town to avoid a court appearance in regards to misdemeanor unlawful smoking charges. As you can see by his cold, unfeeling stare, LaBeouf has no regard for human life and may have already inflicted tens of people with second hand smoke.

This comes on the heels of a November 2007 incident at a Walgreens, where LaBeouf was arrested after refusing to leave the premises. I heard only one guy made it out alive.

LaBeouf should be considered armed and dangerous, and should not be approached. The public is instead asked to contact the Los Angeles Highway Patrol with information as to LaBeouf's whereabouts.