Atheist (Noun) Refers to persons not inclined toward religious belief or a particular form of religious belief. An atheist is one who denies the existence of a deity or of divine beings.

Nickelodeon's Kid's Choice Awards happened over the weekend, the 21st year in which major celebrities pandered to little kids by putting aside their cocktails and standing under streams of green slime, though I doubt any of the snot-nosed brats in the audience even knew where the green slime originated (if you said "Double Dare," you'd be wrong, asswipe; it's "You Can't Do That on Television," a real kid's television show).

Anyway, back to the Kid's Choice Awards: The big winner of the night was Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana, who won for best female singer and best female actress. In true Hollywood style, Miley even thanked "my lord and savior Jesus Christ" for the wins. And if, in fact, her lord and savior Jesus Christ is responsible for her inexplicable success, then I'd like to reconfirm my belief in no God, for if God truly did exist, he wouldn't inflict this devil-spawn on to today's youth, ensuring future generations of NASCAR Idiots and Soccer Bimbos.

More pandering from the Kid's Choice Awards below: