Au Naturel (Adjective) In a natural state, pristine, unadulterated. Not wearing make-up, fresh-faced.

Normally, we here at WIMB like to shy away from the no make-up photos we see of celebrities, because we know what a shitstorm they invite (yes, yes! We know! God forbid a celebrity leave her house without six inches of pancake makeup!). But, when Eva Longoria makes a statement like this, karmic forces are at play, and the world must send a small, gentle reminder to the "Desperate Housewives" star that, really, she's not all that:

“I eat more than anyone I have ever seen. I eat M&Ms, cake and chips, but I’m still skinny. It drives the other girls mad. I can eat anything and never get fat.”

You're certainly not fat, Ms. Longoria. Far from it. But without 47 layers of cosmetics, a soft-focus lens, and a little airbrushing, I'd be hard-pressed to call you a natural beauty. I'm happy to hear that you're able to eat what you'd like, when you'd like, but best not to rub it in, honey, lest you wake up one morning with a piehole stuffed with guacamole and arsenic, compliments of those mad "other girls."