Bored Shitless
Bored Shitless. (Adjective) A way of describing your boredom, "bored shitless" implies that you are really, really bored, and have probably been for some time.Geez, Natalie. When did Indolence become the new Sexy? Were you trying to take a nap during the Marie Claire photo shoot? How about a wink? Or a crooked grin? Anything to suggest that you're not just bored shitless.
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It looks like her body is being eaten by the couch. Not a good look for you, Natalie.
My advice to her (because obviously all celebrities should listen to me) is:
1) Eat something. Seriously.
2) You look good with longer hair. Don't cut it all off again. It makes you look like you were just liberated from a concentration camp.
3) If you get an urge to talk about politics, just keep your mouth shut. 90% of the population outside of Hollywood thinks you're a moron when you talk about the slide of America into fascism. They also don't care that you have a degree from Harvard when you do. If anything that makes you even more of a moron, since you should know better.
Hey Fuckbag(s),
Some dipshit photo editor chose these photos from a selection of 300-500. And maybe you've heard of Photoshop? You might want to add those words to your shitty purple dictionary, instead of wasting your time ragging on one of the only decent and respectable Hollywood starlets.