Brain Trust: (Noun) A group of experts appointed to advise a government or politician.

So maybe you've heard this one? An anti-Semitic sadomasochist and Britney Spears walk into a bar... No? Well, to be honest, damned if I know the punchline either -- but apparently Mel Gibson and Britney Spears met at a Russian restaurant in Studio City this weekend for some sort of top secret business meeting. At this point it's unfounded speculation as to what triggered the assemblage of the crazy brain trust. Global warming? The state of international socioeconomic affairs? Thwarting Dr. Doom's plan to set the Earth spinning in the opposite direction on it's axis? Your guess is as good as mine, folks.