Buy My Book
Buy My Book: (Catchphrase) Popularized by TV's "The Critic," can be applied whenever a celebrity shills a vanity novel.What the hell?! Who ordered the life-sized cardboard cutout of Tori Spelling? It just keeps saying "buy my book" over and over and over again. This is even more unholy than the plasticine abomination of which it bears likeness. Anyone have a 9mm handy so we can put either this thing -- or us-- out of our misery?
Didnt she just get on her mothers "good side" after she popped out that loser actors kid? She seems like a ungrateful asshole that no matter how much money mommy or daddy gave her she would still shit on them. Poor little rich girl my ass! More like money hungey fame whore.
Canada hates Tori Spelling. Seriously.
Oh my god. Do you Remember "Whats for dinner?" I hated Mary jo. She was so mean to that little gay man Ken. And then Tori stole her husband while she was either pregnant or adopting. And all I could thnk of was that poor woman, how dare that horse face bitch do that to her. For the americans they have the Jolie/Aniston debacle, sadly our other woman scandal involved Tori Spelling.