Confucius
Confucius. Historical figure. Chinese thinker and social philosopher, whose teachings and philosophy have deeply influenced Chinese, Korean, Japanese, and Vietnamese thought and life.Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around.
Confucius say, man who fishes in another man's well, often catches crab.
Confucius say, man with penis in peanut butter jar, fucking nuts.
Sensei Louse: First, my little seedling, you must drink your double-shot mocha-frappucino, with a straw.
Paris: Like totally spiritual!
. . .Thanks for the ride. Here, take my pamplet. You can see me anytime you wish, at my dojo, terminal B, LAX.
Damnit, he's a shaman dude. I was seriously hoping that Napalm Vagina was banging the Aum ShinRikyo (sp?)founder for a moment.
There's about to be Big Trouble in Napalm Vachina. I only hope that dude who rides lightning bolts comes to his rescue. Or Kurt Russell.
I find this image both disturbing and confusing.
The cognitive dissonance caused by this image has made my brain explode. I'm...just...wha?? It's photoshopped right?