Delusional
Delusional (Adjective) A
fixed false belief that is resistant to reason or confrontation with actual
fact.
A delusional and probably
high Pauly Shore finally had his Michael Richards’ moment this week, claiming
that if he were black, he’d be a successful comedian. He claims that his comedy
is on the same level as several other black comedians (Kat Williams, D.L.
Hughley, Martin Lawrence, Cedric the Entertainer, Charlie Murphy) but that, because
he’s white, he can’t get work. “White people are screwed … white people are
going to be picking cotton literally within three years,” he said.
Well, take heart, buuuuuddy:
Maybe you’ll get invited on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour now, and you can make a
fortune capitalizing on racist stereotypes. Or better yet: Maybe one of those
funny black guys will beat the holy living hell out of you, shitbird.
The full video of Pauly’s
dipshit statements, after the jump.
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But he IS Jewish, is he not? So if a career can only be won through the cleansing phenomenon that is Liberal Guilt, he should fit right in. I mean, can't he join some kind of simpering emo band, and perform at the 'Monsters of Opression', Castle Donnington festival?
Looks like the Bitter Bitch Bus is making another stop. Perhaps he'd be interested in a tall glass of 'Quit Yer Bitchin' Juice'.
Peckerhead.
"Maybe you’ll get invited on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour now, and you can make a fortune capitalizing on racist stereotypes."
Ummm...I don't know if you've ever seen any well known African American comedians, but just to let you in, the ones that made fortunes did so capializing on racist stereotypes...
Just that you'd like to know.
(Also, there are no white guys in the Original Kinds of Comedy, which is what Blue Collar is ripping off...I hope you are not implying that the comedians on Blue Collar are racist because they are white and play to white audiences...)