Evil Eye

By Stacey on March 25, 2008 11:00 AM Posted in:
moore0325_1.jpgEvil Eye: (Noun) A profoundly immoral and malevolent look, embodying or associated with the forces of the devil, thought capable of inflicting injury or bad luck on the person at whom it is directed.

After Rumer Willis finally reads what the gossip blogs have been saying about her and goes into hiding, Bin Laden style -- here's a preview of the next Moore/Willis spawn we'll have to contend with: Tallulah Belle.

Now Tallulah Belle is only 14, so it would probably be uncouth of me to make fun of her ... However, is it just me or does she look kind of, um, devilish? Yeah. I've seen The Omen like, four times and I think I know evil eyes when I sees 'em. So I'm definitely not gonna be starting any shit with something that can only be killed with the seven daggers of Meggado.

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beatrice said:

Evil eyes + gremlin-like smile. I've seen tallulah a couple of times before and I'm starting to think maybe Rumer is no so hideous after all.

March 25, 2008 1:44 PM

iheartlasagne said:

Maybe there's something wrong with her neck, like a huge goiter or something. Oops, once again confirmation that I'm on the fast track to hell.

March 25, 2008 2:58 PM

Mrs. Plainview said:

Does Tallulah have scoliosis or something?
It's called standing up straight, honey. Posture...look into it.

March 25, 2008 3:07 PM

punxxi said:

maybe if she had a neck ...

March 26, 2008 1:27 AM

Meg said:

Where the hell is her neck? I hate to admit I know this, but she reminds me of the imps from World of Warcraft.
http://wow.allakhazam.com/images/mobs/ImpMinion.jpg
She freaks me out. Isn't it amazing how ugly Demi's kids are?

March 26, 2008 1:11 PM

Hah-pro said:

Demi was in a drunken-drug-starving-diet-spoiled-selfishly-shallow raving mental anxiety-phobia state, the whole time she was married, preggers and raising small kids, but trying to become the number one star of the world. Note the horrible names and hidden life she led with multiple servants fleeing her house in weeks.. I shouldn't wonder her children are eccentric in their public character, behavior and ODD in their preferences now in the spotlight and ready to flee home;..and Bruce is damn festive and euphoric at being rid of her in his life.

March 26, 2008 2:37 PM

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