Famished (Adjective) Extremely or very hungry; to cause to starve to death.

Late Friday afternoon, after the WIMB staff had already retired to a cool spot in a bar underneath a table to hide from the hangover monster, old pictures of George Clooney's current girlfriend, Sarah Larson, began to surface. Before Larson met Clooney and acquired a temporary Wikipedia page (which will likely only exist until her relationship with Clooney ends), she was a part-time model, a "Fear Factor" contestant, and a Vegas cocktail waitress who was paid to "entertain" guests at the Palms Casino.

And from the looks of the photo above, Clooney came along in the nick of time. That poor girl was famished -- look at her! She'd resorted to eating magazines. Darling: There's no nutritional value in those, you know?

I hope George got you a nice sandwich and some fries -- a good-looking woman like that oughtn't have to sustain herself on glossy paper.