Father Knows Best
Father Knows Best: (Noun) A popular American radio and television sitcom of the 1950s and 1960s, portrays an idealized vision of middle class American life of the era.In an interview with this month's V Man magazine, Ashton Kutcher gave a candid interview (in addition to this creepy-ass photo shoot) in which he gives a rare glimpse into his family life.
On his typical day:
"I wake up at 7:15, say hello to my girls in the morning, tell them to have a good day at school, I then go to my office to work on the company, different productions we’re involved in, speaking with my development execs. In the afternoon, I’ve been working on building a character for a movie, and then either I’ll go to a soccer game or whatever the girls are doing, then go home, have dinner with my wife, watch a little A&E… "
Oh yeah, he's a regular Mr. Donna Reed. I can see it now. Ashton creeps into Demi's daughters' bedroom in the morning, gently shakes them and whispers, "Girls! Girls! Wakeup! ... Your father... There's been an accident and ... He's dead!" Then Tallulah and Scout start bawling, and Ashton jumps up crazy-eyed, tendons jutting out of his neck as he screams with errant spittle flying out of his mouth, "PUNNNNKED!!!" It's kind of like "Father Knows Best," only you know, with a lot more crying.
You'll notice he doesn't list "buffing the bod" in his daily routine. I don't believe that for one minute -- unless he is actually an android and the photoshoot is what really goes on at his house.
Which, btw, I wouldn't doubt if I heard it. He's just a different model of that robot Jude Law played in "A.I.", which would be perfect for someone like Demi.
Wow, he looks so, dare I say it, sexy! Everybody is talking about his show Pop Fiction these days. Last week, Eva Longoria and Mario Lopez was tricking the paps into thinking they were together. It would have been funny if her and Tony Parker played out a fake argument instead. That would have been good.