Flabbergasted: (Verb) Surprise someone greatly; astonish.

Celebrity uh, personality Steve-O has been hospitalized in the mental health unit at L.A.'s exclusive "celeb asylum," Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. The star of the esteemed "Jackass" franchise was also charged with felony possession of cocaine in relation to his hospitalization, which I assume was not voluntary.

Well slap my tits and call me flabbergasted! You mean to tell me that the guy who stapled his ball sack to his thighs and sports an enormous, full back tattoo of his own likeness might not be, y'know, all there? At any rate, commitment should suit him nicely. I'm sure he's already got the whole "eating his own shit" thing down pat.