F*ckwit (Noun) A person who is not only lacking in clue but is apparently unable or unwilling to acquire clue even when handed it on a plate in generous portions.

The big non-story of the weekend involved reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie tasted impermanent wedded bliss, finally making their litter of children legitimate. But, as it turned out, Star Magazine neglected to remove their head from their ass before doing the research on the story. A few hours after Star reported the news, both People and Us Magazine called the tabloid on its bullshit.

But, here's the facet of the story that intrigued me most: Perez Hilton, the Latino communities most popular genetic accident, first reported the story as true, then -- a few hours later -- jumped on the bullshit bandwagon, writing:

You should have investigated the story fully and thoroughly until you were sure you had it 100% right.(Source)

Well, if that ain't calling the kettle an anal abortion: Perez (fucking) Hilton taking issue with Star Magazine's journalistic standards? Fuck me. This coming from the man who reported last August -- before the Associated Press, before CNN or Fox News -- that Fidel Castro had died. In fact, Perez "stood behind his story 100%" (for the assnuts who might have found their way here via Perez Hilton, Fidel is still alive).

I guess that makes Perez a 100 percent fuckwit.