Goth-tard: (Noun) Member of a subculture favoring black clothing, white and black makeup, and goth music; frequently the target of bullying due to ridiculous appearance.

Wow, nice eyeliner, Jared! Looks like you're getting pretty good at putting that on by yourself. But you know, the goth-tard look wouldn't be complete without some tighty-whities bunched up out of the back of your pants after having received "the ultimate wedgie." Maybe you ought to go find some jocks to help you out with that.

More of Jared Leto playing with his crizappy band at My Coke Fest last weekend: