Hot Pink Mess (Noun) A person that looks pitiful; a person who looks as if they've been to the 1980s and back, characterized by unsightly hot pink clothing.

Juliette Lewis may be one hot pink mess, but I don't think I've ever loved her more. Do you know any other actresses brave enough to show up to a fashion week dressed like an extra in Madonna's "Material Girl" video? No, I didn't think so.

We should totally hang, Juliette! I've got a charm bracelet with your name on it. Call me!