Lifetime
Lifetime: (Noun) Television network which features mind numbing, predictable programming about women who get beaten, raped, abducted by aliens, committed to mental hospitals, sexually harassed, brainwashed, etc.Now I've made cracks in the past about how Tom Cruise is always dragging that poor Holmes girl around like a Raggedy Ann doll -- but seriously now, would you look at this? People, this is not a loving, marital embrace! Oh yeah, this has Lifetime movie written all the fuck over it. Ten bucks says she told people she "tripped over one of Suri's toys" to explain that fresh bruise on her wrist.
Below: Katie's InStyle spread. Nothing erases proof of domestic abuse like editorial airbrushing!
Father Cruise is clearly trying to break Holmes' left wrist.
So that's the secret to scientologist love.
The look on her face is like "somebody get me outta here"!
she looks like a clown in that white dress
cute
I thought it was going to be "Lifetime" as in "she has signed up to be with him for her entire lifetime" which is somehow more frightening. Do Scientologists divorce?
Her eyes are dead.
And I blame Cruise for sapping the life force out of Nicole.
She does look like she just had a crying jag and that wrist lock can't be comfortable. I don't buy these two as a couple, once her contract is up I'm sure they'll be history.
of course she looks like a clown. anyone ever hear of Pierrot? anyone?? bueller?!?