Mary Jane: (Noun) Another word for marijuana.

Because apparently cops have nothing better to do than harass poor old ladies who happen to be beloved pop culture icons on their way home from their own birthday parties -- Dawn Wells, a.k.a. Mary Ann from "Gilligans Island" has been sentenced to five days in jail and six months probation after getting busted for possession of Mary Jane. According to her lawyer, a friend of Wells' testified that he'd left a small amount of marijuana in her car after having used it previously, and Wells was unware.

Well no freaking wonder! A "friend" left it in her car? I think we all know what happened here. Clearly, this was Gilligan's fault. You think all that bumbling was just a coincidence? Nobody craves that much coconut cream pie unless they're on the pot.