One Way Bitch. Noun. When a greedy and insensitive individual makes horrendous decisions benefiting only oneself.

Non-Actress Denise Richards, ex-wife of Charlie Sheen, has made a deal to drag her children through an ill-plotted reality based show as she "comes to terms with the recent loss of her mother and divorce." In recognition of Denise's inability to act, the producers intend to prick her children with sharp objects off-camera in hopes of eliciting a semi-realistic tear. (Courtesy: The Original Piker)