Pasty: (Adjective) (Of a person's face) unhealthily pale.In correlation with St. Patrick's Day, Conan O'Brien
was awarded the 2008 Young Leaders Irish Spirit Award by his pasty brethren -- and for some reason was presented with my grandmother's crystal candy bowl.
Sans Andes mints. Is it just me, or does that seem like a pretty shitty trophy to give an Irishman on St. Patty's Day? At least fill that thing with Lucky Charms or whiskey or
something.




Maybe it's Waterford crystal. You know, the Waterford IN IRELAND? That famous, best in the world , Irsh crystal? No? Jesus read a book.
Yeah, but still... couldn't fucking Waterford have come up with a better trophy than that?