Pasty: (Adjective)  (Of a person's face) unhealthily pale.

In correlation with St. Patrick's Day, Conan O'Brien was awarded the 2008 Young Leaders Irish Spirit Award by his pasty brethren -- and for some reason was presented with my grandmother's crystal candy bowl. Sans Andes mints. Is it just me, or does that seem like a pretty shitty trophy to give an Irishman on St. Patty's Day? At least fill that thing with Lucky Charms or whiskey or something.