Ruination: (Noun) The action or fact of ruining someone or something or of being ruined.

Well, the writer's strike may be over, but that doesn't mean everything is looking good for television. With Lindsay Lohan rumored to appear on "Ugly Betty," Paris Hilton set for "My Name is Earl," and Britney Spears just having been announced to guest on "How I Met Your Mother" -- it appears that the three celebritards of the apocalypse have their sights set on the ruination of our prime time sitcoms.

Hmm... Then again... "Ugly Betty" and "My Name is Earl?" Perhaps "ruin" is a bit harsh. Tell you what, whores -- just keep your slimy coozes away from the likes of "30 Rock" and "Pushing Daises" and we have a deal. By the way, "Cavemen" might be gone soon -- so, better strike while the iron's hot!