Sex Appeal

winehouse0303_1.jpgSex Appeal: Noun. The quality of being attractive in a sexual way.

Just when you thought she couldn't possibly get any foxier, it turns out sex appeal isn't the only thing Amy Winehouse is oozing these days. According to her rep, the singer has been diagnosed with impetigo!

It's a bacterial skin infection that causes pimple-like lumps - and is "is highly contagious, and scratching or touching the sores is likely to spread the infection to other parts of the body as well as to other people," according to the Mayo Clinic's Web site.

Now, while that may sound completely disgusting to you and me, you may be surprised to hear there are people who actually have fetishes for pussing boils and rotting lesions. So in that respect, Amy Winehouse has never been sexier! Rowr!

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5 Comments


D. Richards said:

Fuck, I used to say all sorts of vile things about Amy Winehouse; but now that I've listened to Back to Black, I see Amy in a completely different (fuckable) way.

In fact, I wouldn't be opposed to hair pulling, eye gouging, face slapping, suicidal binge drinking, bilateral domestic abuse with her.


dawn said:

rotting legions? is this a reference to the men she's slept with or her fans?

or perhaps you meant lesions?


cockroach said:

D. Richards Fuck, I used to say all sorts of vile things about Amy Winehouse; but now that I've listened to Back to Black, I see Amy in a completely different (fuckable) way

I'm with you, though I wouldn't go so far as to find her fuckable in her current state. Unlike Paris Hilton, she does have talent to loose if she goes in the deep end drug wise, but listen to the lyrics of the back to black tracks, at least a couple of them were obviously inspired by her drug use, so... I don't fucking know is what


Stacey Author Profile Page said:

Dawn: Oh yeah, uhm... the second one. Although to be fair, either/or would have worked.


D. Richards said:

No, Cock -- I'm incredibly lonely.