Skanky Hoe: (Noun) Very unpleasant; revolting prostitute.

Lindsay Lohan, known for being a polished and seasoned professional, astounded and enraged the venue owner of the Scandinavian Style Mansion in Beverly Hills this past weekend when she threw a hissy fit and stormed out of the event she had been paid to host. Apparently Ms. Lohan became furious when she saw Paris Hilton's handbags on the event's sponsor board.

Now, Lindsay. Please don't make me choose between you and Paris. I know you hate her. We all do. But unfortch, you my dear, are really not in a position to say so. It's like the slut calling the whore skanky. You say hooker, I say harlot. Can't we just agree you're both skanky hoes and call the whole thing off?