Smoker's Breath

By Dustin on March 5, 2008 Posted in:
smokersbreath.jpgSmoker's Breath. (Noun) A special kind of disgusting halitosis resulting from the tar, nicotine, and other foul smelling substances derived from tobacco's smoke that accumulates on a person's teeth and oral soft tissues. 

Woah, lady. Back the fuck up, Rainbow Killer (*Killer of Rainbows*). Can't you sign an autograph without breathing on a guy -- I don't think the $5 I'm going to get on EBay for your chicken scratch is worth the foul odor emanating from your pie hole. Damn woman: That's some rank-ass smoker's breath. Those are Dunhills, aren't they? Smells like some foreign critter crawled up inside your mouth and died. Have you ever heard of a breath mint? Why don't you run back inside, grab some Tic-Tacs, and flush your mouth out with some Listerine -- it hurts because it works.

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Grace said:

yawn.

March 5, 2008 11:45 AM

so, so bored said:

yawn indeed. why do you care so much about someone you apparently dislike? can't you just stop boring us with her?

March 5, 2008 12:09 PM

cecilia said:

Is she sponsored by Dunhill? It seems like everytime I see her picture these days, the brand of her cigarettes is right in my face.

March 5, 2008 6:02 PM

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