The truth revealed: Jen dumped Brad (after she found out he was fornicating with a goddess, of course). (Yeeeah!)

It's a sad day in Coreysville: Haim and Feldman have officially broken up. This time, for good. (Seriously? OMG! WTF!)

The Housewives of NYC rendered rendered desperate, slightly off-kilter by illustration (Pretty on the Outside)

Jamie Lynn got herself a job so she can support her phantom baby. (Celebwarship)

One of 2008's ubiquitous cinematic presences will be one of D.R.'s favorites, the luscious Olivia Thirlby. Check the entire list. (The Film Experience)

Shame that The Squirt Queen can't carry an airbrush artist with her out into public, too. (usemycomputer)

If you itch yourself five times, you win! (Offsprung TV)

Remember that Shaman that Paris Hilton was photographed with? Turns out, it was a reverse Punk'd. Somebody got dunk'd. (Celebitchy)