Letterman asks Paula Abdul if she's drunk; Paula responds, "Me? Drinkity Drank? (*Hiccup*) Pshheeaw! (*glurp*) (Celebitchy)

Take the Hairy Legs challenge and win one free vial of ear blood. (Yeeeah!)

Kirstie Alley wisens up to the slimming effects of black clothing. (Celebrity Smack)

Janet Jackson hospitalized with the flu. Don't be surprised if she has a new nose when she recovers. (IDLYITW)

Jenna Jameson rocks the Bettie Page look for PETA. Maybe "rocks" is the wrong word; how about mewls the Bettie Page look like dying cattle? (The Blemish)

Heather Locklear may or may not be crazy, dead. (Celebwarship)

Craig. Daniel Craig. Naked. (Seriously? OMG! WTF!)

It's true! It's true! White people do love "The Wire." (GhostofaFlea)

Killer shopping carts, film at 11. (QuizLaw)

Parents rejoice! Barenaked Ladies will follow They Might Be Giants into the children's album business, making toddler music all the more tolerable. (Offsprung)