Don't be so sad Lara, at least you still have that fabulous figure to fall back on! (Yeeeah!)

I think it's safe to say that Sinead O'Connor would be asked back to SNL before Ashlee Simpson. (CelebritySmack)

See Paris. See Paris Run. See Paris Fall on her stupid ass! (The Blemish)

Lindsay's dad wishes she would "get back to more of the kind of films that led to her success." Uh, that's great, but The Parent Trap was like 10 years and three rehabs ago. (Celebitchy)

Audrina Patridge dresses like one of The Pussycat Whores, and also as one of The Village People, I think. (Popoholic)

Amy Winehouse's husband gets a jailhouse beating. (CelebWarship)

Wait, is Heath Ledger's love child a young Michael Jackson? (IDLYITW)

Vanilla Ice, or "The Original K Fed," as I like to call him, is still doing it up. (Seriously? OMG!)

Does Janice Dickinson have a happy trail?! (Celebslam)