Lisa Marie Presley is having a little food baby! I know, I know. Cheap shot. (Yeeeah!)

But she could probably give some tips to Nicole Kidman about fetal nutrition. (Seriously? OMG!)

Pregnancy is treating Angelia Jolie exceptionally well. Hugeo preggo knockers well! (The Blemish)

Britney Spears gives her kids nightmares. Welcome to the club, boys. (CelebWarship)

Lindsay Lohan's uglier yet similar looking little sister gets ready to wreak havoc. (Evil Beet)

Something tells me that maybe Noel Gallagher shouldn't have so many guns. (Agent Bedhead)

Posh Spice takes fashion tips from Paris Hilton's shaman. (Ayyyy!)

Damn. Ellen DeGeneres is a lucky woman. (usemycomputer)

Ivanka Trump has really low self esteem. (Celebrity Smack)

What will you be watching this weekend when you're hungover? (Pajiba)