Paris Hilton is the new goodwill ambassador of my ass! (Yeeeah!)

Oh my God! Look how totally adorable Amy Winehouse is! And yes, that's the first and last time you'll hear me say that. (Seriously? OMG!)

More of Cordelia -- I mean, Charisma Carpenter -- from last night's Paley Fest reunion. (usemycomputer)

Pete Wentz cross-dressing? That's the most shocking news since Stipey came out. (The Blemish)

Angelina Jolie looks like a badass in her upcoming movie. (popbytes)

My black little heart can't help be warmed by the Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey. (Celebrity Smack)

Kevin Spacey finally apologizes for cutting off Gwyneth Paltrow's head. (Agent Bedhead)

Lil Lohan is already fucking her face up with plastic surgery. (Celebslam)

This is the best verbal bitch smack I've heard of anyone in a long time, and fortunately it just happens to be of Morgan Spurlock. (Pajiba)