One of my favorite actors and someone I don't give two shits about together in one tittilating photo spread! (IDLYITW)

John Mayer may be a huge douchetool, but at least he's a self-effacing douchetool. (Seriously? OMG! WTF!)

The Pitts are giving away $8 million to charity, but it still won't alleviate the guilt. I think you know what I'm talking about, don't you Brad? (Yeeeah!)

A certain Captain Swarthy has gotten a little overzealous in his love of Kate Beckinsale. (The Blemish)

Velvet Revolver looks to be breaking up -- but don't blame Scott Weiland; the man never cancels a tour no matter how many drugs he ingests. (Celebrity Smack)

Who'd have thought Britney Spears was worth punching a man unconscious? (Celebitchy)

A handy-dandy parent's guide to safe kid's toiletries. (Offsprung)

With only nine months left in the shopping season, it's time to start asking yourself: What would Jesus Buy for Christmas? (Pajiba)

A comedy blog breaks news: Cheney out as Veep; Condi in. (Comedy Central Blog)