The good news is that Dr. Pepper is going to give everyone in America free Dr. Pepper if GNR releases their album this year. The bad news is that they'll probably be unloading backstock of their chocolate flavored shit. (Seriously? OMG!)

Brooke Burke is in competition with Britney for "World's Worst Mother." (IDLYITW)

The Katie-bot goes into self-destruct mode. (The Blemish)

So Obama is related to Brad Pitt and Hill is related to Angelina? Gotta make for some awkward dinner conversation. (PrettyOnTheOutside)

I think Jessica Simpson finally snapped. (CelebWarship)

The first rule of Britney Spears is don't talk about Britney Spears. (Yeeeah!)

Hey! It's the Romy half of "Romy and Michelle!" (usemycomputer)

Wait a sec... So are we still talking about Knut, here? (Agent Bedhead)

Ashley Tisdale promises never to get any more plastic surgery and I promise never to
give a crap about Ashley Tisdale. (HollywoodRag)

Secretary is about more than just a "dude who gets his rocks off by spanking his secretary." (Pajiba)