Nahla Areila Aubry is not the name you just gave your left nipple -- it's Halle Berry's brand spankin' new kid. (The Blemish)

The Nielsons are in: Lewis Black's "Root of All Evil" is biggest new show of the season starring Lewis Black. (Comedy Central Insider)

Pig Vomit takes on the role of 2nd President of the United States. (Offsprung)

Kristen Davis caught weenie gobbling on camera. (Yeeeah!)

And speaking of weenie gobbling, Nick Lachey was on the other end of a Chery Burke humdinger when her boyfriend, Joseph (Joey) Lawrence walked in. (Celebrity  Smack)

Ryan Phillipe and Channing Tatum in the Iraq War version of Brokeback. (Pretty on the Outside)

It's pink. It vibrates. It costs $14.99. Name that item? (Evil Beet)

Ashton Kutcher joins the spambot scourge. (Celebitchy)

What ever happened to Laura Prepon, anyway? (usemycomputer)

Will Smith is getting pulled from side to side like a kid in a divorce. (Celebslam)

The Coreys starring in the most unanticipated sequel since Jeepers Creepers 2. (Seriously? OMG!)