Spoiler Alert (Internet Warning) A term to describe when crucial elements of a movie are about to be revealed. 

Spoiler Alert! M. Night Shyamalan's upcoming film, The Happening, revolves around the most idiotic goddamn idea ever put to film. It's like Killer Tomatoes from Outer Space, only not nearly as witty or intelligent.

Indeed, if you think Killer Tomatoes are preposterous, what about an environmental film in which the message is, if "mankind continues to be cruel to nature, then nature will fight back."

Literally.

Yes. M. Night's next masterpiece will be about killer trees and plants that, fed up with global warming, not only drive mankind to en mass suicide but snuff out individual humans, too, with, like, their branches. You know what I'm not doing? Fucking with you. I'm being completely serious.

The movie opens Friday, June 13th, just so you know where not to be on that day.