The Bird
The Bird: (Noun) To stick one's middle finger up at someone as a sign of contempt or anger, meaning 'fuck you'.Don't most people usually reach an age -- typically around adolescence -- where flipping the bird is no longer a totally hilarious thing to do? I know, I know. I get that it's his shtick and all -- but Lewis Black is like the four year old who accidentally gives the finger and gets big laughs from grownups, but then his whole life no one tells him otherwise. And now, you know, he's like 60.
Yeah, but it's not just the "fuck you" bird. He's got his middle finger and his pinky up. That means "fuck you with a little dick". Or it means "Lewis Black has arthritis."
Is that true?? For reals, I mean. I don't know.
But, I think you're right about the arthritis part -- look, he's doing that with only his right hand in the other photos, too.
I don't know if it's the American Sign Language approved definition, but whenever I flip someone the bird with the pinky, that's what I took it to mean. Maybe I just made up something cool.
Dibs!
There will be no disparaging remarks directed toward my future husband...
That's right...I'd marry Lewis Black just as fast as I'd marry Statham.
Yeah, I said it!
Hell naw, I thought I was the only one who had a weird and slightly unholy crush on Lewis Black. I see I am not alone. Thanks, Smokin. I feel so much better now. (Don't worry, I won't fight you for him).
Funny how you get all up in Black's ass over this, but don't say dick about the fact that Eminem has been doing the exact same thing for over 10 years. 'Course you're sure to say that it's different for Eminem because he' s a "rapper" or some such bullshit.
Fucking hypocrite.
Who the fuck's talking about Eminem here?
But now that you mention it: if Eminem were to come out of his alleged "fat hiding" -- I'd make fun of him, too. Although probably not for giving the finger, but for being a fat douchebag.