The Tits (Slang) Outstanding; the best, desirable; fabulous.

Here is the reason why Jack Nicholson is the coolest motherfucker on the planet: He doesn't give a shit. The man is The Tits. While other celebrities are getting plastic surgery and liposuction, Jack airs out his B-cups for all the world to see, and says with that trademark Nicholson grin: "You don't like what you see? Then go fuck yourself. I'm Jack Nicholson. Who the fuck are you?"

And that's why, even at 71 years of age, Jack gets more ass than a Kardashian buffet. It's Jack's world, motherfuckers -- we're just leasing the space.